Talk about malfeasance!!! (heard daddy use that word)
First, mom gives us BEETS, cleverly mixed in with our food (gack), then she put us outside last night in the dark! Yep, that's right, and she didn't turn on the light so we could see what was out there. Talk about scary. Thank goodness for dad! He saw this gross...uh, whatever that word was...oh, malfeasance, and turned on the lights.
Whew, that was close!